Celebrity Update.....

Yes indeed, the celebs have been going wild this week, so I thought i'd give y'all a quick update on the happenings, so if you run into some airhead who actually cares about the comings and goings of vapid, self-serving, inarticulate wankers, you'll have something to talk about.

So, firstly.... the MJ auction.
A wild bunch of crazy shit from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is up for sale come April this year.
More than 2,000 items are going on sale, let's take a look at some of the wilder stuff.

How about a golf cart, complete with airbrushed picture of Jacko as Pater Pan on the hood... Ballin'.


A sweet royal protrait of the King, i'd like to get a portrait like this of myself done.


For some reason, MJ had a pair of the prop hands Johnny Depp wore in Edward Scissorhands. Sweet gift for a gothic friends birthday.


Man, how I want these gates.

See the full breakdown of items for sale Here

Secondly,
Travis the TV Chimpanzee attacks owner
This article is loaded with gold, just jam packed full of crunchy nuggets of comedy.
Example:
"He could eat at the table, drink wine from a stemmed glass, use the toilet, and dress and bathe himself."
Good start....
"Herold, whose daughter died several years ago in a car accident, fed the chimp steak, lobster, ice cream and Italian food."
Getting there.....
"Police said that Travis was agitated earlier Monday and that Herold had given him the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in some tea."
There is it.
And finally,
Steven Seagal to star in reality cop show
You couldn't make this stuff up. I can't wait for this one, if only to see Seagal's receedinhg hairline. It'll be pure gold!

And to close it out... the new Simpsons HD intro. For those that missed it, the Simpsons updated their intro for HD TV... oinly a few minor changes, but it definately reflects the changes in the show over the past 20 years.



Peace,
Broke