Thursday, February 26, 2009

There is no death.......



So today is the anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks. It's been 15 years since the great man died, and I thought i'd spend a little time expounding on the reasons he is important, and why the world would be a better place if more people thought like Bill.

I got into Bill Hicks the same way most 15 year olds do, having a mate lend me a CD and being told that "this guys swears a whole lot, and talks about fucking". And for the first little while, that's all I really knew about him. I knew he was funny, but it was more of a knee-jerk reaction to the crudity of the pieces and the incessant swearing than an appreciation of the ironies and satirical nature of Bill's comedy.
And let's be honest, Bill was the king of crude humour.

Having sid that, the "crude humour" tag follows Bill incessently, but if one really breaks down his act there isn't that much crudity in it. A lot of swearing, yes, definitely a LOT of swearing, but the base, graphic "Dick Jokes" are kept to his famous Goat Boy routine, and of course, graphically descriptive discussions of pornography. Apart from that, his act was much more about using shocking images to create a scene, or as a juxtaposistion within the joke.

Once I had grown up a little, and had started to hear Hicks' routines for what they were, I noticed how much you heard Bill's words and thoughts echoed in everyday life, even years after his death. Most political stand up loses its punch as the politicians change and retire, but Bills work stands strong, because it isn't about particular politicans, it's about the concepts of freedom and democracy. 15 years ago Bill denounced George Bush (the first) for "selling unstable nations weaponry, and then running on a platform of "The world is still a very dangerous place". These very sentiments were echoed in countless protests against the Iraq war early in the new millenium. In fact, pretty much all of Bills pieces on the Gulf war can be updated for our times, by replacing "Gulf War" with "Operation: Iraqi Freedom".

His discussions of JFK, and how the wool has been pulled over our collective eyes is not so much about JFK, or even the events surrounding his death, it is about how people seem happy to accept the simple answer, no matter how ridiculous and impossible it is, rather than the more uncomfortable truth about life. JFK and his unfortunate death is simply the most memorable and poignant example of what Bill saw as an endemic problem with the American people. They didn't want the truth, they wanted a simple lie, and more Gladiators on TV.
And that idea really lies at the core of Bills political work. Bill saw that the problem with America was not the corrupt politicans, it was the citizens who let corruption run rampant without a word. It was every person who closed their eyes, rather than ask questions. Bill wanted to slap everyone on earth in the face with a massive dose of reality, and scream "Remember this!? Remember reality?!? This is what's important! Not taxes and schools, not gays in the military, but the fact that we now fear the people we chose to lead us!!" He didn't have an issue with politics, or democracy, or even with any particular politician. When he said that he believed that "GW Bush is the son of Satan", what he meant was.... well, no actually, Bill did really believe Bush was evil. Turns out he was right on that one.

But political satire was only part of Bills genius. His thoughts and observations on drugs and their role in our evolution and society are incredibly acute. I can't sum up Bills thoughts any better than he can, so I will merely quote:
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

“Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is just energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather”

"Three weeks ago two of my friends and I went to a ranch in Fredericksburg, Texas, and took what Terence McKenna calls a "heroic dose" of Magic Mushrooms. Five dried grams. Let me tell you, our third eye was squeegeed quite cleanly. Wow! And I'm glad they're against the law, 'cause you know what happened when I took 'em? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours, going "My God, I love everything." The heavens parted, God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness onto my being, healing me on every level, psychically, physically, emotionally. And I realized our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings, and God's love is unconditional 'n' there's nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we are alone. In fact the reality is we are one with God and He loves us. Now, if that isn't a hazard to this country... Do you see my point? How are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean? What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down."

These quotes alone, which are only a handful from hours of material, show a man who was not out to get fucked up, but to really experience life on all levels, and hopefully discover profound truths about himself and the world in the process. Yes, for many years Bill was an alcoholic and a coke addict, but those negatives fed off each other, and eventually, "I woke up one day and thought, I can keep paying people for things that will slowly kill me, or I can laugh my ass off with my friends by ingesting a natuarally occuring substance". And with that, he walked away from 15 years of alcoholism and drug abuse, and never touched another hard drug or drop of alcohol again. "Don't take drugs, but I have no problem with them. I think it's a personal choice". Many would do well to heed this advice.

Material like this (obviously) did not work well for television, and Bills last recorded piece for The Late Show was pulled due to censorship issues, and has only this year been resurrected and aired. To go into the whole story here would be too long, suffice it to say Dave pulled Hicks' stand up minutes before it was to air, with many speculating it was due to Hicks' pro-life material upsetting advertisers. I highly recommend taking the time to watch the full interview with Bills mother, as it serves well to contextualise the type of man Bill was, and how important his artistic integrity was to him.

Part I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbB_D-dYp8

Part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yTVDoSRKq0

Part III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBC1dKGO2_A


There was an anger inside Bill as well. He could turn in a moment from a man pleading for unity and oneness amongst the human race to a raging demon of hatred. A massive, whirling hurricane of obscenity and vitreolic anger. There is nothing like seeing Bill go head to head with a drunk crowd member, as evidenced in Bill vs. Female Heckler.

His anger was truly righteous (adjective: arising from an outraged sense of justice or morality), in every sense of the word. He was furious that people would have the gall to interrupt an artist at work. He was furious that morons walked the earth, never having to answer for their actions. But most of all, he was furious that people didn't get the message.
And at the end of the day, that was it. He really wanted people to hear what he was saying. Not in a self-satisfied, moralistic way, but in a truly humanistic way. Bill didn't want people to listen to stroke his ego, he wanted them to listen because he was trying to help. Just like Jesus, and Gandhi, and Mother Theresa, and every other great person to walk the earth for too few years, Bill was trying to help. He was trying to get people free, to get them out from under, no matter how uncomfortable the trip might be. Bill, in his own strange way, was trying to free us from the Matrix of our own lives, and make us see the real world.
"The Message" was his red pill.
And even now, 15 years later, the message is right on point.


Rest in peace, a great man who is still sorely missed.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

And the winner is.....


PLUS

EQUALS


Rest In Peace.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Puking is involuntary... mostly.

Well well well, once again a city council oversteps the line and gets pulled back from the brink of actually doing something somebody cares about.
In case you missed the scoop, the City of Port Phillip were going to run some ads on TV about draining the lizard or revisiting lunch on the sidewalk.
Now, this may sound pretty innocuous, and it is. Really. I mean, if you watch the ad, you can kind of see how someone may feel a little voyeouristic watching a girl drop strides in the middle of a party...

My favourite bit is when someone hands her a drink from off camera. It's such a casual gesture. Presonally, I don't have a problem with this piece of advertising, I actually find it quite effective, if not arousing in a weird way.
But my real beef is with the following companion piece....

And my issue is this. A chunder is (90% of the time) unintentional. It's an involuntary discharge of the stomach's contents through the mouth. And sometimes the nose.
I can understand telling people to wait until they get home or at least into their front garden to take a quick slash, but if I need to puke I can't really put that on hold for 15 minutes while I grab a cab back to my place. And noone is letting me into a bar with the line "i'm just dashing in for a quick vomit, then i'll be right out again". The gutter is usually my only choice, and I should be applauded for choosing the gutter (or a handy garbage bin) as my receptacle of choice. I could just as easily have puked on the bottom of the escalators at Parliament station, so it got spread all the way up to the top, and stunk up the place all day.
I'll bet then the gutter doesn't look so bad.
Peace.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Scratchin' for the Oldies....



So here's the minimix from Tuesday's show, I realised after i'd recorded it that apart from the Big L blend, it's pretty much all Classic Rock.
Hence the title of this post.
CLick right HERE to get your goodies.
Enjoy kiddies,
Broke.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Celebrity Update.....

Yes indeed, the celebs have been going wild this week, so I thought i'd give y'all a quick update on the happenings, so if you run into some airhead who actually cares about the comings and goings of vapid, self-serving, inarticulate wankers, you'll have something to talk about.

So, firstly.... the MJ auction.
A wild bunch of crazy shit from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is up for sale come April this year.
More than 2,000 items are going on sale, let's take a look at some of the wilder stuff.

How about a golf cart, complete with airbrushed picture of Jacko as Pater Pan on the hood... Ballin'.


A sweet royal protrait of the King, i'd like to get a portrait like this of myself done.


For some reason, MJ had a pair of the prop hands Johnny Depp wore in Edward Scissorhands. Sweet gift for a gothic friends birthday.


Man, how I want these gates.

See the full breakdown of items for sale Here

Secondly,
Travis the TV Chimpanzee attacks owner
This article is loaded with gold, just jam packed full of crunchy nuggets of comedy.
Example:
"He could eat at the table, drink wine from a stemmed glass, use the toilet, and dress and bathe himself."
Good start....
"Herold, whose daughter died several years ago in a car accident, fed the chimp steak, lobster, ice cream and Italian food."
Getting there.....
"Police said that Travis was agitated earlier Monday and that Herold had given him the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in some tea."
There is it.
And finally,
Steven Seagal to star in reality cop show
You couldn't make this stuff up. I can't wait for this one, if only to see Seagal's receedinhg hairline. It'll be pure gold!

And to close it out... the new Simpsons HD intro. For those that missed it, the Simpsons updated their intro for HD TV... oinly a few minor changes, but it definately reflects the changes in the show over the past 20 years.



Peace,
Broke

Saturday, February 14, 2009

It's been a while...

But i'm back from the coast, and I have 2 announcements.
Firstly,
HAPY BIRTHDAY PMM.
Yes indeed, another year older, and marginally wiser.
Cheers bud, hope you live to be as old as this guy here.


Secondly,
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY KIDS.
No real happy sentiments to add here, as I don't know who will be reading this, so i'll just include a photo of 2 gorillas hugging.
Enjoy.

I'll be back soonish, need to put together next weeks radio show.
Peace

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

On the 2 turntables I would say i'm nice....

Hey Kids,
so for those that tuned in to the show today, or even for those who didn't, here's the minimix from the end of the show today.
Hope y'all enjoyed it, tune in next week for more of the same. Only better.
Minimix 1
Peace,
Broke

Monday, February 9, 2009

Call up the Request Line. ..

So,
Eclectical Empire starts tomorrow, and it's going to be sweeeeeeet.
Jackson's been digging up facts and figures for the show...

And i've been getting the beats in order.....

So remember kids...


When: 2pm - 3pm
Where: SYN FM, 90.7 on your FM dial.
Why: Because we wanna.....

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Heavy Rotation Part V

Back once again......
So the track for this week comes from the Prometheus of Hip Hop, Aesop Rock.
If you don't know Aesop Rock, he's pretty much the bastard spawn of Bob Dylan, John Milton & Biggie Smalls (Now there's a vivid image...)
But yeah, he is good. Crazy stream of consciousness multi-syllable rhymes good.
Night Life is taken from the Daylight EP, the follow up release to Labor Days (if you don't own it, go out and buy it. Don't download it though, you slack bitches. Spend some moolah, the governments about to drop us nearly a whole stack, so spend the 20 spot on a dope CD). The track itself is a lyrical reworking of a single from Labor Days called Daylight.
Unlike a standard remix, Night Life takes the lyrical structure of Daylight, and by reworking the words pretty much completely changes the meaning and feeling of the track. Where Daylight is positive, Night Life is negative. Where Daylight is uplifting, Nightlight is.... well, you get the point.
There is good reason for this though. During the making of this EP, Aesop went insane. Not the kooky, wild, "my mom is just so craaazy" kind of insane, the real kind of insane. And it shows through on these lyrics. Observe the change from Daylight (Still relatively sane)
And I'm sleeping now, yeah the settlers laugh;
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash.
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brothers flags to rags,
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs,
You won't be laughing.

to Night Life (total Nut Bar)
And I can't sleep now, Yeah, the police'll laugh,
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash.
You won't be laughing when you're hosted by the ghost of Christmas past,
You won't be laughing when your blow up doll's got a headache
and won't give up the ass,
You won't be laughing.

So as we can see, losing your mind is no joke. Even the chorus of the track goes from mad positive:
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day,
put the pieces back together my way.
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day,
put the pieces back together my way.

To scary. Just plain scary.
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day,
Swallow up the pieces,
Spit 'em at your species.
Reachin' the city of lost barnacles and leeches,
Night-light got me when the daylight went to evening.

Yeah.
But Aesop got better, and returned from the abyss to the edge of sanity where he built a cottage, which allows him to write crazy epic poems without wanting to die. And the world, and Hip Hop is better off for it.
So here's both tracks, for your consideration and comparison.
Daylight
and
Night Light
Peace, Kiddies

WSHH ethers CNN, ABC, MSNBC et.al.

OK, so the backstory is this...
Jordan Towers decides to hold a rap smoke-a-thon www.smokeathon.com, and all the weed heads come out of the woodwork to stake their claim.

Of course B-Real steps up hard, and issues the challenge.


Shifta checks in from Jamaica, and reps for the real heads.


And then Mistah F.A.B steps in for the West, smoking mad weed and calling his boys at the grow house.
Now, this was posted in the afternoon of February 6th, note Mistah F.A.B smoking up hard, as well as his crew getting super blazed.

Cut to 12 hours later, and Mistah F.A.B has clearly smoked up for a few more hours with the crew, probably sipped a little liquor too, and has subsequently been in a car accident.
And WSHH is straight back on the scene, with the first video.

So, we have WSHH essentially helping to cause a car accident, and then they're back into it with the survival video.

I love this shit.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Burn hotter than the heat that's made by Sun...


It's hotter than Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde right now....


Just ask my man....


Keep cool kiddies....


'cos no one likes spontaneously combusting, especially in a polyester shirt.
~Peace

Friday, February 6, 2009

Psyence Fiction

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I don't sleep, 'cos sleep is the cousin of Death

If y'all don't know Cory Gunz, then lift your game, fix your face, and prepare for the future.
Sure, you can say there are more articulate rappers out there, yes there are more intelligent rappers out there, yes there are more political rappers out there.....
BUT NOONE HAS FLOW LIKE CORY.
NOONE.
NO. ONE.
Not even Weezy. And to prove it, here's 3 videos.


A Milli Re-Versed


Invasion Radio


Heartless Re-Versed

If you don't believe Cory is the future after this, I don't really care, because when the rest of the world is catching up to me i'll be light years ahead, probably listening to some Czechoslovakian vintage funk.
Or i'll just have this on loop.

Peace

Moment of Silence.....

Yeah, so I thought i'd put out an R.I.P for my man The Hon. Peter Howson CMG.
Unless you're an ardent follower of Australian Politics (as i'm sure you all are, I assume all the visitors to this page are part of the intellectual alumni) you probably don't know who Peter is, but you should.
He was a great politician, he served in the Royal Naval Volunteer Reserve as a pilot from 1940 to 1946, got shot down, and rocked a serious Joker style scar on his face from a run in with some shrapnel in WWII.
He was the Liberal Party member for Fawkner from 1955 election until its abolition in 1969. He was then appointed Minister for Air in June 1964.
None of that is the really important stuff, I just thought i'd add a little background.
In 1967, Harold Holt's government was attacked over allegations that it had misused the VIP aircraft fleet for ministers' private purposes (Hell yeah, you bet they were joyriding in the Ministerial jet, taking it down to Tijuana for a long weekend, Ghostriding the plane down the tarmac...). When asked to table records on the fleet's movements, Holt and Howson refused and implied that they did not exist (What records...?), but Senator John Gorton (snitchin' MF) later found that the records did exist and tabled them in the Senate (isn't that exactly the plot of an Arrested Development episode? If only Peter and Harold could have had T-Bone burn down the storage locker that contained the records, they would have been fine).
So after that blew over, Peter was appointed Minister for the Environment, Aborigines and the Arts in March 1971 and was thus Australia's first minister for the environment (Much better than the sub-par Peter Garrett).
He was also Australia's first minister for Aboriginal Affairs, and has remained passionately involved with Aboriginal rights and reconciliation for the past 30 years, with many published articles and discussions to his credit. Bennelong Society president Gary Johns is quoted as saying Mr Howson was tireless in trying to help Aboriginal people.
"I think his greatest achievement was to persist in the knowledge that Aboriginal people were to become part of Australian society, [He] persisted in the view when it was not fashionable."

So yeah, R.I.P. Peter was a great guy who did more with his life than most of us could do with two, served under 4 PM's, kicked it with who knows how many presidents and dignitaries, and he rocked a sweet 'do in the 50's.


And if none of that impresses you, he had a voice like Gandalf the Grey. Seriously. If he was standing on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm and said "You cannot pass!", ain't no Balrogs getting round that.

Further required reading:
Academia's sorry obsession
A Rabbit Proof Fence full of holes
Live not by land alone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Too good not to pass on...

So yeah, I promise i'll be back in the next few days to boost my posts, it's been a long few days, but i'll be back with a vengeance like Rambo, First Blood part II.
But here's some gold to tide y'all over.

Peace

Gumby... the guy rocks.

Gumby is the bomb. A mean green man with crazy, absurdist philosophies to share with the kids.

Look at him here, rocking out on a wicked telecaster, sharing a confident's gaze with his ever present pony pal pokey. They can walk into any book. Any fucking book. They can saunter into the juicy bits of Lady Chatterly. They can hang out with Fanny in the Magic Far-Away Tree. They can give Harry Potter a sweet wedgie. I'm not the only nerd to have thought of this.


Best thing about Gumby is that his claymation vignettes, of which there are over 230, desseminate some way-out concepts for their target market of toddlers.


Within Gumby's psycadelic entourage are Pokey, an orange rocking horse; Prickle, a spiny yellow dinosaur or dragon; Gumby's family, being Gumba, Gumbo and Minga (his sister); Goo, an amorphous blue blob sometimes resembling a mermaid who fires globule granades at the ever present enemy: the rigid, unbending blockheads.


Honest, go back and look at some of the Gumbies made in the 60s. Its so arty that the guy who invented is actually called Art. Art Clokey. The characters Prickle and Goo are representations of the philosophies of Allan Watts, in their names, physical appearance and temperament.




One episode from the early 60s ends with Prickle suddenly exploding, covering Gumby and Co with his viscous remains. Gumby's advice to his beleagured fellows? "Oh well everybody. That's just the way life is."

There were no warnings for Prickle. Like being swept off the road by a drunk-driver, or falling to your death due to shoddy scaffolding, sometimes you just explode.

Still don't believe me? Check out this episode.